Scratch my back or pull up my pants? Why does life give me such difficult choices? Scratch my back it is!
Butt Cracks Behind Bars - Tonight On Dateline.
4 months earlier
Tattoo Artist - So stop when I get to the butt crack right?
Butt Crack Guy - No way dog. Let that ink run into cracksville. I like to give my proctologist a surprise when I come in for an exam.
Sadly this man’s butt crack hair has decided to travel north for the summer.
Watch out kid! That butt crack is giving you the evil eye.